As a former center grades trainer, my college students had been humorous and intelligent. Often on my lowest days, they by no means didn’t convey a smile to my face. Nonetheless, amid the enjoyment in my eighth grade math classroom, there have been moments when my college students stated issues that caught me off guard and compelled me to stifle my laughter, albeit reluctantly.

These Reddit lecturers share the identical sentiments on this well-loved thread.

Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
by u/Cram__bone in AskReddit

Possibly a number of the issues these college students stated will make you giggle, too?

Oh, crap!

I’m certain this trainer was grateful for the way this occasion turned out!

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by u/melodymoods from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
in AskReddit

“Into each life …”

At the very least they had been listening? Classroom group and all that?

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by u/dannicalliope from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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A childless life

Is it unhappy this similar factor was truly instructed to me too? Haha!

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by u/timidtiger64 from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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We’re speaking vegetables and fruit right here, folks!

How about Farmer John?

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by u/pacifikate10 from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Whack a mole

Helmets = honest recreation for blunt pressure.

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by u/FaceofBeaux from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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A Hebrew identify

Extra proof that college students do concentrate!

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by u/zebrafish- from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Sheepish on cows

I imply, he’s not improper is he?

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by u/Caouenn from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Is Santa watching?

Yeah, I most likely wouldn’t have instructed my eighth graders Santa was watching both.

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by u/maudie_anglais from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Lunch women

Once more, I used to be additionally instructed this remark as a trainer. I undoubtedly assume it’s a praise!

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by u/blinkingsandbeepings from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Knees scraped?

Alright, this one made me LOL!

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by from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Passing out sheets

Youngsters actually know the right way to dance on the inappropriate line.

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by u/lee7890 from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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It’s what it’s

I imply, we’ve all had these classes, and that is my third shared expertise. Has anybody else had a child in the course of the lesson emphatically say, “That is boring”? And never in a disrespectful manner both, simply straight up!

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by u/BookerCatchanSTD from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Google searches

Ha! Curious children!

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by u/Auditt809 from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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McDonald’s lavatory

I don’t assume this occurs anymore, however I might see this occurring after I was in highschool!

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by u/edietel from dialogue Lecturers of Reddit, what’s the funniest factor you’ve heard a scholar say that you simply sadly needed to punish them for?
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Regardless of the necessity to preserve knowledgeable demeanor and infrequently administer self-discipline, the humorous remarks and witty banter of scholars convey immense pleasure to our lecture rooms. Its heartwarming to know educators around the globe share these amusing encounters.

Bear in mind, even within the midst of self-discipline, there’s at all times room for laughter within the classroom.

What’s the funniest factor you’ve needed to punish a scholar for? Tell us within the feedback.

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